Premier David Alward is hunted down by Blogger for his views on Santa Claus arrested on Highway 11!!!!
CARTOON OF THE DAY!!!!!!!
MLA Jake Stewart Southwest Miramichi - Blackville is a total Scrooge to the less fortunate!!!!
Saturday, April 07, 2012
Fredericton Police Force hires Blogger for a new Job!!!
I LOVE IT!!! no more welfare checks!!!..:)
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As I have told you for SOOOOO!!! damn long Charlie, ole buddy, ole pal, one day your big break in life will come, and obviously today is the day. I, most certainly, look forward to your very first foot patrol, with badge, side arm, hand cuffs and billy club, fighting the most evil of crimes, pulling off the bravest of raids and providing the most stringent of security details in and around our great legislature, "THE PEOPLES HOUSE", that this, the fairest of cities in this grand country, has ever known.
I shall, indeed, keep an eye out for you and your ever watchful eye, that I might, indeed, snap to a very respectful, and very well deserved salute at the very slighest of assumptions what-so-ever, of your very presence.
You will one day, without a shadow of a doubt whot-so-ever, get a call from none other than the sergeant-at-arms himself, to respond to quell some sort of quarel or another, at the house of the cradle of democracy in this, the greatest of provinces in our great land.
You will indeed, my friend, be the Wyatt Earp, Roscoe P. Coltrane, and John Wayne, all wrapped up in one, of the twenty first century.
All the best wishes, my friend, in regards to your very first term as the Sheriff of York County.
We, the citizens of Fredericton, and indeed, of this great province of New Brunswick, shall all sleep very, very soundly henseforth in the knowledge that you and your posse are out there, twenty-four-hours-a-day, seven-days-a week doin' one helluva fine, fine, fine job.