TAKING A WOMAN TO BED
What is the difference between girls/women aged:
8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78 ?
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At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.
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At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.
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At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
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At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
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At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.
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At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.
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At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!
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At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???
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According to the U.S. Census Bureau:
190,374 people are having sex right now, 212,130 are kissing, and
1 poor bastard is reading emails.
You hang in there sunshine!!!!